Love a good Cardo ‘Nay? Chucked a few Ueys in your time? Think White Christmas is an idiotic song? Know what ‘scarnon?’ means? Well, chances are you’re True Blue. … More You Know You’re Australian When….(part 1)
She: Look in the mirror at the back of thighs for signs of cellulite. Sigh Examine your face wrinkles. Sigh, and scrabble around in your ‘creams’ drawer to find that Caffeine infused Intensive Anti-Aging, Antioxident, Clinically Proven, No Animal Testing, Illuminating, Soothing, Black Tea Gel, Anti-Wrinkle Cream to apply after the shower…..
He:Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your guts to see if you have abs. No. Decide that’s OK because you gotta enjoy yourself sometime, right? Should get some more of that chilli beef jerky. That puts on muscle. Admire the size of your …………..biceps in the mirror and scratch your bum…….. … More How Men Shower v Women Shower
I’m just sayin’, they’re VERY quiet whoever they are, as individuals or as a sector of the population. They maybe smugly going about their misogynistic business of disrespecting their women and spitting at immigrants, or maybe they’re the narcissistic nouveau elite – suddenly power charged and hungry for revenge on the Taxation system and Fair Trade, ….or maybe they’re the undead, I mean unread, the ones who, zombie-like, just follow the rantings of the nearest bunch of sheep. … More So who voted for him, then?????
The new High Schoolers at my son’s College got a day at school by themselves, yesterday, before the rest of the rabble joined them. This is probably because half of them were crapping their pants and the other half balling up a fist to wipe away un-manly tears -and they definitely didn’t want witnesses. … More First Day of Tortu….um…High School
Did anyone actually BUY the foecally named Daihatsu Scat? I bet they were all poo brown. The rolling advertisement “Here I am, a piece of Sh– on wheels!” … More Car names are Stupid.
It’s boiling in Sydney – 38 degrees Celsius. That’s a balmy 100.4 Fahrenheit for OtherWorlders. My deck plants look like they need Viagra. What can you do to stay cool in hot weather? … More ERck…It’s HOT!! – What to do when you start to fry – 15 great tips.
Chop up your used Christmas cards to make gift tags for next year – 10 seconds per card! … More Recycled Christmas Card Gift Tags – in 10 seconds.